Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana so useless they've already made pig's ear of new venture

I see politics' two biggest nitwits, Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana, have decided to form their own party after alienating almost all of their former Labour colleagues. And how typical of this dastardly duo - they've already managed to make a pig's ear of it. Left-wing zealot Sultana, who was suspended by Labour last summer for voting against the Government in an opposition attempt to lift the two-child benefit cap, announced her intention to co-lead a new national party with Corbyn on Thursday.

But - and this is a biggie - she appears to have forgotten to tell the ex-Labour leader - leaving him utterly blindsided. No wonder he was said to be "furious and bewildered". When he finally took to X, formerly Twitter, 24 hours later to acknowledge Sultana's statement, he had little to say aside from noting her "principled decision" to leave Labour (utter tosh) and her ability to "help us build a real alternative" (what does this even mean?).

And that's the gist of it. In what world do these two agitators - I refuse to call them politicians because they're far from it - believe that they can offer anything close to what the British public needs and wants.

Corbyn is a failed leader who brought Labour to the brink. And Sultana is a clueless twerp who spends most of her time howling about Israel and pandering to Gaza obsessives.

Two weeks ago, after Palestine Action activists caused millions of pounds of damage to RAF refueling jets, she tweeted: "We are all Palestine Action!" This is the politics of the playground, though most five-year-olds are probably more sensible.

They haven't even decided on a name for their new party. How on earth do you manage to launch a brand new political party without deciding first what it should be called? How ridiculous can you get?

I read one report with glee that the pair's preoccupation with Israel might lead them to settle on the name: The Anti-Zionist Independent Party. You know what, I really hope it does, because that's sure to be a bigger death knell than the launch of the Independent Group (remember them?) back in 2019 in Nando's.

Look, what Britain needs right now is a strong leader to tackle our spiralling immigration, our woke ideology, and the growing threats to our national security. Nigel Farage is clearly the only man for the job, hence the swell of support for Reform across the country.

What we definitely don't need is another hard-left splinter party offering namby-pamby intellectualism. And even if we did, Corbyn and Sultana would be the last on your list for its leaders.

Disorganised, divisive and inept, they're also increasingly irrelevant. I know that, you know that. It's surely just a matter of time before the penny finally drops. But with these dumbos in charge, who knows how long it will be?